Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Shoe Store Rampage
Smoky Mountain Bigfoot Shoe Store Rampage! The iconic and secretive Bigfoot emerged from the Smoky Mountain wilderness in a rare public appearance at Sally’s Sinful Shoe store. Located in Gatlinburg Tennessee, Sally’s has been a foot fetish Mecca for decades. Boasting the latests sinfully fashionable shoe wear from Milan to Minsk.
The store was bustling with shoe clerks on a foggy Smoky Mountain morning when a young patron noticed a strange growl coming from the parkway outside. In a flash car horns began to sound as the frightened screams of tourists reached a fevered pitch!
The door of the shop swung open violently as a huge, dark, furry figure leapt through the doorway. Someone screamed out, “Run! It’s Bigoot!”, as the shoppers recoiled in terror!
Bigfoot, also known as the Skunk Ape, Sasquatch and other regional names throughout the United States, moved swiftly through the store deftly avoiding the electric eyes of the security cameras.
The store manager emerged from the office screaming, “Go back to the mountains you damn, dirty ape!” But Bigfoot advanced toward him menacingly waving a hot pink stiletto with rhinestones! With a horrible scream like a banshee on fire he grabbed the manager by the neck and asked,
“Do you have this shoe in a size 37?”
